1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:08,440 With so many pop stars here, it's just like... It's like a sheep dip. 2 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:09,480 All right. 3 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,680 It's pretty weird, seeing as I don't know anybody and they don't know me. 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:16,240 This is nice, you know. 5 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:17,800 Haven't done this for a long while. 6 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:20,200 It's all right. A lot of memories come flooding back. 7 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,720 Being pushed out the way while people try and get to George. 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,160 And what is it that you've been nominated for today? 9 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,560 The Idle Award for doing nothing for the last 20 years. 10 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,280 HE LAUGHS 11 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:30,320 I-D-L-E. 12 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,240 In the 1980s, Culture Club's meteoric rise 13 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,640 made them one of the biggest bands in the world, 14 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,600 selling over 150 million records. 15 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,920 The songs and the band have stood the test of time 16 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,120 and are as relevant as they ever were. 17 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:45,920 Let's take a look at the guys in action. 18 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,800 CHEERING 19 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:54,040 But during this time, 20 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:58,360 George and drummer Jon Moss were hiding something from the public. 21 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,040 I fell in love with him. 22 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,760 I fell in love with George. He happened to be a man. 23 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,960 And when their volatile relationship ended in 1986, 24 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:08,360 the band fell apart and George unravelled. 25 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:12,760 He literally went from nothing to heroin in about three weeks. 26 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:16,080 All previous attempts to reform the band have broken down, 27 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,720 but now, for the first time in 15 years, 28 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,400 they're planning to record an album and go on tour. 29 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,080 We've attempted to do it a few times 30 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,600 and I felt like it was our last chance if we were going to do it. 31 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,880 The thing with Culture that's interesting is that, 32 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,600 you know, us without George - nothing. 33 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,680 And I'm afraid, George, not as great without the band. 34 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,720 There's no Lady Gaga without Culture Club. 35 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:42,320 There wasn't even a Madonna without Culture Club. 36 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:45,000 We want to come back and reclaim our legacy. 37 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,600 It's our first big tour for about 15 years. 38 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:51,640 There's certain anxieties that come with that. 39 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:53,640 I followed the band over ten months 40 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,360 as they endeavoured to put old rivalries aside. 41 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,480 But for a band with such a volatile history, 42 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,520 how will they cope coming back together? 43 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,240 I know what I'm doing. I think there's the problem. 44 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,640 You know, what I want and what Roy, Jon and Mikey want 45 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,160 are entirely different things. 46 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,040 If that means that the rest of the band 47 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:12,840 think I'm being selfish and difficult, 48 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,360 that's just how it's going to be. 49 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,360 Well, it's really weird, you know. 50 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,520 We weren't mates before we started Culture Club. 51 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,400 We are a band in the very traditional sense of being a band. 52 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,520 You know, we came together to be a band. 53 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:44,680 Erm, you know, pushing aside the kind of... 54 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,480 sort of relationship things that happened, 55 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:50,800 we were a band. That's why we started. 56 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,960 So...our history with each other is about being a band. 57 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,320 I don't live here, so for me to come over is quite a big deal. 58 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,280 But to George it's like, "What are you doing that you can't come over?" 59 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,720 I'm like, "Well, I have a life." "Well, what is it?" 60 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,840 HE LAUGHS I'm like, "It's my life!" 61 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,040 So... 62 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,360 BUZZER RINGS 63 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,360 Hi, Royston. 64 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,800 Push. 65 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,360 I didn't see you. You're wearing camouflage. Yeah. 66 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,480 I'm ready for battle, 67 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,360 THEY LAUGH as I said earlier. 68 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,440 BUZZER 69 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,960 Oh, my God. If it isn't Mikey Craig! 70 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,280 Come in, push the gate. 71 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,080 I was about to start... How are you? 72 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,480 Yeah, good. How are you? Good. Nice to see you. 73 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,560 Wrapping his own parcels these days. 74 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:45,600 Yeah, no. This is my Vitamix. You know what it is, Vitamix? 75 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,240 I love my Vitamix. I live by my Vitamix. This broke. 76 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:49,560 It spins so fast. 77 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:53,160 Soup setting, it actually sort of half cooks and makes a soup 78 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,680 when you put the things in there. 79 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,960 Put Jon Moss in there, no problem. Put Jon Moss in there. Yeah. 80 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,240 A Jon Moss smoothie. 81 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,920 Could he be any more smooth? 82 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,560 BUZZER 83 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,000 How nice Oh, hello! God. 84 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,280 Shut up! Hello, everyone. 85 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,320 Erm... Do you want to play it, Roy? 86 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,120 Getting Old. 87 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:22,840 HE PLAYS 88 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:25,680 89 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,200 90 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:33,000 'Myself and Roy are probably the main songwriters.' 91 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,560 So no, I mean, I think... 92 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,000 Roy might think he's in charge! HE LAUGHS 93 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,960 I might think I'm in charge too, but I don't think any of us are really. 94 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:43,560 Let's just move on and do something else anyway. 95 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,720 Remember that? 96 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:47,640 Just take the vibe of those early Destiny's Child records. 97 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,560 HE HUMS A RHYTHM 98 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,560 "Question - do-dee-doo-dee-doo about..." 99 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,160 But just the groove on that, I thought was really kind of cool. 100 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,080 You know, that swinging thing. Are you saying we're in RnB? 101 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,360 You deny your soul voice? Absolutely not OK. 102 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,760 JON PLAYS GUITAR OK. 103 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,760 That sounds like Neil Young to me now. 104 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,640 Don't start writing melodies. Please. 105 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,600 BOY GEORGE LAUGHS That's another drama! 106 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,440 ROY SCATS an artist thing about... You could do like 107 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,680 Yes. 108 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:23,160 You know? Don't, don't fucking do that! 109 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:25,480 So aggravating, man. No, no, no. I mean... 110 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,440 No, we don't start writing things... Well, why not? I'm a writer! 111 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,120 Well, then write for someone else! I'm writing with you! 112 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,120 You don't have a monopoly on melodies here. 113 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,320 We need to sort that out, 114 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,800 because I'm not singing other people's melodies, 115 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:40,200 so either get over it, or... George, we'll write together. 116 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,840 Yeah, I write melodies, you write the music. That's how it works. 117 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:46,440 Shout as loud as you like, it's not going to make a difference. 118 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,480 You do shout, actually, you raised your voice. 119 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,880 You raised your voice, no-one took suggestions, ever. 120 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:54,680 Don't raise your voice to me like that I wasn't... Well, you were... 121 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,760 I got excited about the music. 122 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,520 No, you got excited about trying to tell me what to do. 123 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,040 Not a good idea. 124 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,920 ROY PLAYS GUITAR 125 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,240 Doing a band, 126 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:09,280 it's so much more complicated than just being a solo artist. 127 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:12,040 'We were sent a poster yesterday for the tour and I was like, 128 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,560 ' "I'll approve it" and you think,' 129 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,760 "Oh, I should show everyone else." But... 130 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:20,640 it gets really complicated. Democracy, it's a hard one. 131 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,960 Can we do this? 132 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,000 At the end, I have to do this thing where I say, 133 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,760 "See you in December," so don't speak at the end, OK?All right. 134 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,280 You need to go out for a minute so you're not in it. 135 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:30,640 Can you take that camera? 136 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:34,680 No, no, don't go outside, you've got to be in it I'm back! OK. 137 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,280 Fucking hell Ah... 138 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:42,120 Karma karma chameleon 139 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,840 140 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,240 You... You have to say when you want us to come in, you see. 141 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,680 Right away, once he does his thing, then I'll come in and you... 142 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,800 ROY CLEARS HIS THROAT 143 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,240 One, two, three, four! 144 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:58,080 Karma karma chameleon 145 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,680 ALL: 146 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,320 147 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:07,760 Colours were like my dream 148 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,400 149 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:13,000 150 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,320 See you in December. 151 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:19,240 Hey, they won't notice. Work here is done. 152 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:23,600 Be quiet. Shut up, Jon No, I will not shut up. Shut the fuck up, Jon. 153 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,040 No. Fucking hell. 154 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,200 ROY PLAYS GUITAR 155 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,840 Yes, it was OK, it was as I expected today, really. 156 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:34,760 George was intolerant, as usual. So am I, probably, so that's fine. 157 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,840 You know, nothing's changed really, so... 158 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,520 Well, I'm sorry, but he doesn't shut up, it's like fucking... 159 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:41,880 It's like an insane person. 160 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:45,000 and that's just one day in. I'm finding it very difficult ROY LAUGHS 161 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,920 I'm really, I've just had to spray chakra spray on myself... 162 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:50,440 I was like, "God, can you leave?" 163 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,160 BAND MEMBER LAUGHS 164 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,080 So, when you are you next meeting up? 165 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,600 It will be in Spain on Monday, or later. 166 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,040 NEWSREADER: Boy George doesn't like flying 167 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,360 and finds ways to amuse himself. 168 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,920 Hello there. 169 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,280 Melbourne Airport erupted in a frenzy as the pop idol arrived. 170 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,320 Hundreds of his teenage fans screamed, wept, 171 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,560 waved and yelled in an uncontrollable burst of emotion. 172 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:26,880 But for airport officials it meant security problems. 173 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,320 For the press and media, 174 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:31,800 some of those colourful comments that always make the headlines. 175 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,880 Do you ever feel trapped by your image? 176 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,640 REPORTER LAUGHS No! 177 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,760 The waiting Mercedes didn't whisk away the superstar. 178 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,920 Boy George had made a special request 179 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:43,000 to travel in a minibus as one of the band. 180 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:49,720 About 10,000 were jam-packed between the store's glass walls... 181 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,200 CROWD CHANTING DROWNS SPEECH 182 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,160 And their thrilled greeting showed 183 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,640 how much the club stopover was appreciated. 184 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,680 How embarrassing. 185 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:05,160 And you met Boy George too and said he was a really nice guy. 186 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,640 Very intelligent, very considerate fellow, actually. 187 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,320 That's good. Appearances aren't everything, are they? 188 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,840 Hi, we're in Grenada. 189 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,720 Granada. I can't believe you brought me to here. 190 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,400 Come in to mi casa. 191 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,400 Hello. 192 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,040 Do you want Reggie in here or do you want Jonny? 193 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,800 No! Are you crazy? I don't want Jonny anywhere near me. 194 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:37,120 Because this is your room, OK? Lots of people sleep in here? 195 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,560 It can be a spare bedroom but it's empty at the moment. 196 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,960 Keep it away from Mickey. So it's like you've got a suite. 197 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,720 Don't put Jon, put Ritchie there, it's fine. Put Ritchie there. 198 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:48,800 I think Ritchie likes solitude. Jon just likes talking. Yes. 199 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:52,560 Fucking ha-ha. 200 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:55,080 Do you guys want to get out? Fucking hell. 201 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,920 You guys have got to get out. Thank you. 202 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:01,000 Oh, my God. Crazy. Loco. Ritchie, move back. 203 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,960 This is insane! 204 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,760 Oh, my God! 205 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,840 Your entrance was very LA, I have to say. 206 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,440 Oh, my gawd! Oh, my gawd! EXAGGERATED ACCENT: 207 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,040 Good cherry as well. Mm. 208 00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,840 I've already got my own room. 209 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:15,160 Oh, you've got the big, golden suite. No, it's fine. 210 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,240 Nothing special. 211 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,920 You know. 212 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,440 Oh, that's good. 213 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:20,920 So where are the bedrooms then? 214 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,800 GENTLE LAUGHTER you've got to sleep up here. You ain't got one, 215 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,400 Can I have the hobbit room? 216 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,320 Or has somebody already taken it? 217 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,840 That's what George wanted. 218 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,880 That's cute, isn't it? I like that. 219 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,920 This is the big round hobbit room. Yeah. It's a really good acoustic. 220 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,720 Mm. Why was people in my room? Yes. 221 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,280 Why was people in my grill? Very nice. OK, and... 222 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:45,240 Right, come on and I'll show you the studio and the other rooms. Ah. 223 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:51,840 I was going to put you and Jon in the guesthouse. 224 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,440 A bit spooky out here. 225 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,600 Hope you've got your flashlight out. 226 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,320 Mm. Did anyone show you how to get here? 227 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,960 I will stay here, yes? Sure. 228 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,720 'Yes, well...' 229 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:10,160 it's not bad. Fine, it's lovely. It will do. 230 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:29,960 231 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,080 232 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,520 BELL RINGS 233 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:38,200 Just to warn you, I haven't quite woke up yet. 234 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,880 I've been up for a while, but... 235 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:43,120 Also, it's quite a lot of reverb with my voice, so... 236 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,800 Not a floppy ring, dear. 237 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:47,200 Floppy. GENTLE LAUGHTER 238 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:53,880 Hell you said can't 239 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:57,480 240 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,640 BOY GEORGE CLEARS HIS THROAT 241 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,160 Yes, that's the lyric. 242 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,240 So I'm not needed for a minute, right? 243 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,320 Come back tomorrow. 244 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,680 ROY LAUGHS 245 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:12,000 246 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,800 247 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,840 GUITAR SOLO 248 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,160 We've just been picking cherries. 249 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,760 Very glamorous, it's very, what's it called? The Good Life. 250 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,040 You actually picked those? 251 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,280 BOY GEORGE LAUGHS Sort of. 252 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,200 She wanted to, basically, we went to this place 253 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,120 where you CAN pick cherries, let's rephrase, 254 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,520 and she wanted to pick cherries 255 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,560 and I was like, "Love, I've got an album to make, 256 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,000 "they've picked them already, how nice of them. 257 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,760 I'll just go to the studio and see what's going on. 258 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,200 Do you want to be the bearer of cherries? 259 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,000 Shall I bring them? Make me look organic and loving. Yes. 260 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,240 Like I care. Yes. 261 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,560 I do, obviously. 262 00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:03,000 263 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,640 The 1A sounded good. 264 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,800 It's a bit low, Michael, what are you trying to do? 265 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,080 We want to generate a kick. I know we're old, but... 266 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,080 Is this what you were doing last night? Yes. 267 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,400 MUSIC STARTS 268 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,080 Very dancey. 269 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:22,320 270 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,080 271 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:29,480 The one you love 272 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,600 273 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,720 274 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:39,320 Hell you said it can't 275 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,880 276 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,520 Different man! 277 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:48,400 Hell you said it can't 278 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,160 279 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,040 Different man! 280 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,760 No! Better. It's not better! 281 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,720 MUSIC STOPS Stop. 282 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:01,200 No, if you'd be a different man, it's not better man. 283 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,440 Did you once say? No, never. Yes, he's right All right. 284 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,320 If you'd be a different man - don't change my lyrics Did I do that? 285 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,920 Hello. If you'd be a different man, 286 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,640 not better man. OK, we'll do it again. 287 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,240 Well, listen, you know what it is. 288 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,600 See how calm I've remained? What about..? 289 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:18,480 We could do it again, or leave it as an idea. No, no. It's different man. 290 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,960 Different man - don't change my lyrics. 291 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,800 This is what's going to happen when I go out to the shops, 292 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,720 you'll change my lyrics. Not going to work It's only little ideas. 293 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,960 Yes, but, different, don't change the lyrics, OK?Yes, I missed that. 294 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,000 Maybe we just thought... 295 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,880 You know what thought did? Wet the bed and thought it was sweating. 296 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,040 My mum used to say. 297 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,600 OK. 298 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,040 In an Irish accent. 299 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,720 and thought it was sweating. Wet the bed IRISH ACCENT: 300 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:46,480 Don't make faces about my mum! Go on. Nice try. 301 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,320 BOY GEORGE LAUGHS 302 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:54,480 Listen, you know, there's going to be rows, cos, you know, 303 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:59,080 the nature of trying to have a democracy is so hard. 304 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,120 305 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,840 306 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,720 You see, there's a key change. Do you like it or not? Like that? 307 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,240 THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER 308 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,080 Should he do the key change there? Yes. 309 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,440 If it turns out when we listen to the whole song back 310 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:15,880 that it sounds too soon - it might do - we'll change it, you know. 311 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:19,320 That's it, Roy, that kind of attitude, not, like, no. 312 00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:21,480 BAND MEMBERS: One, two, three, four... 313 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,200 'The kind of rule is that the writer of the lyrics 314 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,840 'and the manager gets 50%, which is what I'm entitled to, 315 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,240 'but we'll have a debate about that, I'm sure.' 316 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,160 But I'm not sure how flexible I'm going to be. 317 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,600 'We just have to be fair. 318 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,840 'And if somebody's written most of a song, 319 00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,040 'why should they give it away? You know, 320 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,000 'I am a generous person, but, you know, there's a limit.' 321 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,520 Back in the day, we did everything 25%. 322 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,920 That ain't going to happen now. 323 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,840 Shall we record it? Hold-up, one then? Oh, nice. 324 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,680 Make a note to yourself, get rid of this later. We did it in D before. 325 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,360 PLAYS PIANO 326 00:15:57,360 --> 00:16:00,720 Can we have a shot of Roy crying at the end on a wheelchair? 327 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,800 That's nice. GENTLE LAUGHTER 328 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,200 With a keyboard on his lap? 329 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,520 Naked? 330 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:12,040 George, he still has the authority, he's still the queen, 331 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,080 he's still the queen bee, although he's not taken so seriously now. 332 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:21,040 Don't know about you, I'm about to slip into something more comfortable, like a coma. Fucking hell. 333 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:25,040 Shove that on Yeah... Oh, yeah... Nice with some strings... Yeah, exactly. 334 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,720 You're right up his arse. 335 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,760 Think Beatles, man. Think Beatles. It's three Beatles. 336 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,200 OK. All right, then. You've won me over! 337 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,800 Shall we record it? 338 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:42,000 They made the announcement today about the tour, 15 dates in the UK. 339 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,400 Big venues. 340 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,440 BOY GEORGE CHUCKLES 341 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,280 Yes, like the O2, you know. Yeah, but, you know... 342 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:49,880 BOY GEORGE LAUGHS we're a big band. 343 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,320 There we go. 344 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:54,360 Somebody's saying they've booked their tickets for Leeds. 345 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,520 Wow, really cool. 346 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:58,080 That's 12 we've sold. 347 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,480 LAUGHTER 348 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,880 My bags are packed. 349 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,760 Away we go. 350 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,240 Well, I'm busy that night, I can't do that one. 351 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,480 THEY LAUGH 352 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:20,320 When it all kicked off, I was about 22, yeah. 353 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,040 That's quite a lot to take on board. 354 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,880 It is, but it doesn't mean anything now. Like, 355 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,640 you know when you go on TV shows, they introduce you, 356 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,600 they say, "You sold 150 million records," and I think, 357 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,920 "What does it matter?" Now is all that matters. 358 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,800 You know. Oh, forget it. 359 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,680 BOY GEORGE LAUGHS 360 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,080 The first single we put out did nothing. 361 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,280 The second one did nothing, 362 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:46,680 the third one we started to pay for the promotion ourselves, didn't we? 363 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:50,560 Which is Do You Really and then it kicked off Jonny had a plan. 364 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,240 Yeah, Jonny did have a plan. 365 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,680 Do a few gigs, Top Of The Pops, big hit record, lovely, 366 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:56,840 we'll go on tour. Sounds good to me, yes! 367 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,960 Bad drug habits, get divorced. 368 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,320 End up making a record. 369 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,360 You left that bit out. You left that bit out. 370 00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,520 I left it out, I wasn't so sure about that. 371 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:08,320 Jon and George, they were the powerhouse within the band. 372 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,240 They kind of led the band. 373 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,320 And they were very strong. 374 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,760 The two of them. Together. 375 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:19,480 And because they were together it made it difficult for us 376 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:21,280 to input things at times. 377 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,840 But, um... 378 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:24,960 I'm not sure, I don't know 379 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,200 if I want to talk about their relationship so much, 380 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,080 because, cos Jon's got... 381 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,920 ..kids now. 382 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,240 I fell in love with him. 383 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,920 Just fell in love with him. 384 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,000 I fell in love with George, he happened to be a man. 385 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000 We were instantly attracted to each other. 386 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:46,200 Not sexually, it was like a childish crush, it was very exciting. 387 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,560 You know, very exciting, you know. 388 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,400 It was a little weird being in the band with that secret, 389 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,240 I've got to be honest. 390 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,360 I mean, it was no secret, 391 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,600 our relationship, between my friends or anything like that, 392 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,760 but I was thinking the other day how things have changed so much. 393 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:04,800 When Culture Club started there wasn't the liberalism there is now, 394 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,960 there was a lot of queer-bashing, you know, 395 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,920 and it was not cool. 396 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,600 People didn't want to know. 397 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,120 I grew up just wanting to be in a band and... 398 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,000 have fun. 399 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,640 All the girls backstage and all the things that go with it, 400 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,920 I ended up in a fucking homosexual drama. 401 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,720 ROY LAUGHS 402 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,760 Jon and I did not have a normal relationship. 403 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:30,200 We weren't nice to each other. 404 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,880 We didn't go out for meals. 405 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,360 I mean their relationship wasn't a problem, the fighting was a problem. 406 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,560 You know? 407 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,720 Stuff all over the place, 408 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,440 literally hitting each other and screaming and shouting. 409 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,200 The others were going, "Oh, I can't take this any more." 410 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,640 One couldn't help feeling that George's mood 411 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,760 was determined by how he was getting on with Jon. 412 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,960 It was a soap opera, you know. 413 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,120 A really bad one that doesn't get aired after three series. 414 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,640 That's what it was like. 415 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,560 I'm just doing it as a little experiment. 416 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,000 I used to do this every day - what you talking about? 417 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,560 I quite liked it when it was a bit more dense. 418 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:11,280 Maybe needs something here. Let Christine.. Like a crystal, or something there. 419 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,560 She's eccentric. 420 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,320 SHE CHUCKLES 421 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,120 And, also, when you've worn as much make-up as we have, 422 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,440 you have to find new ways of putting it on. 423 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,280 No, I don't like that. It's ridiculous! 424 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,800 No, the reason you don't like it is cos it hasn't got the gold leaf that side. 425 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,480 No, I don't like it, because I jus... No. I just don't like it. 426 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,080 Think it's too much No, it's good! 427 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,520 No, Christine, it's not good. 428 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,120 SHE LAUGHS 429 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,440 Wonder if the band'll like it. Probably not. 430 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,760 We could go and ask their opinion. Yeah, shall I? Yeah. 431 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,200 Shall I? Yeah, go on. 432 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:43,000 "Hey, look, I'm thinking this is..." Actually, yeah, let's do it. 433 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,200 I'm sure it's going to go down really well. 434 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,720 Guys! 435 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,960 LAUGHTER 436 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,320 Thought we could use a new look for the band. Wow! 437 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,280 Nose-guards Lovely. 438 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:58,560 Can you do the original melody on the B sessions for us in a minute? 439 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,240 I'm not going to do it now. 440 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,440 I've got, like, things on my face. 441 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,480 LAUGHTER Can we just play Planningtorock? 442 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,120 So, great - the make-up girl arrives and we get no more vocals, 443 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,360 cos George now has things on his face!Priorities have changed. 444 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,920 Priorities have changed. 445 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,560 Jon Yes. 446 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,800 Shall we pull the screens back and show them we're really in Shepperton? 447 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:22,280 Yes. Blue screens. Blue screens. 448 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,480 One more for safety. All right, good. E-mail that to me. 449 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,000 Where's George? 450 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,960 Where's his communal dining stuff? Where is he? 451 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,920 L'chaim, everyone. L'chaim. 452 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,320 LIVELY CHATTER 453 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,200 Go and eat your dinner elsewhere, 454 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,040 you're ruining this perfect shot of Boy George. 455 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,720 There's nothing perfect about this scene. 456 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,240 It's like something from a Fellini movie gone wrong. 457 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,560 Like Fellini with ketchup. 458 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,240 You say tomay-to... 459 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,120 Do you say migraine or mee-graine? 460 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,680 That lovely moment when people aren't speaking because their mouths are full. 461 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,200 Do you say aluminium or alumin-um? Then they start again. 462 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,880 Aluminium! It's got an "i" in it. 463 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,920 Did we have nicknames? 464 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,000 Joan Moist. 465 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,720 Rowenna Hay. Rowenna Hay?! 466 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,280 Joan Moist, Rowenna Hay and Michaela Craig. 467 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:16,160 Not very imaginative! Got to come up with a better one than that. 468 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,720 Oh, she's getting all bitchy. Oh, fuck off! 469 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,360 She's getting all bitchy. 470 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:23,200 What was your nickname, George? 471 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,640 Gina. Georgina. Gina. 472 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,560 George is a nice bunch of guys. 473 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:30,560 Excuse me, Jon Moss. 474 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,720 I'm a nice bunch of guys? 475 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,400 A nice bunch of guys! 476 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,640 We were the only band with two singers - George and Georgina. 477 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,480 And we've got a musical director person 478 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,600 who's like Stalin and Pol Pot rolled into one. 479 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,880 No, you. Oh! INDISTINCT RESPONSE 480 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,840 Me and Roy get on very well, actually. Considering. 481 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,480 Don't we? Yeah. Absolutely. 482 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:57,240 I've been to his house Blimey. 483 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,480 You hadn't been to Jon's house, though No, or Mikey's. 484 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,680 Last time I went into your house I had to go through the garage. 485 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,760 In a Cortina. Yeah, you did. That's right. 486 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,400 He drove his car into your house? 487 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,480 Yes, a lime green Cortina. I remember. 488 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,840 He then got attacked by a very small hammer. 489 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,920 It sounds like a country song - 490 00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,640 into your garage... 491 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:23,120 It was a sort of gay mugging. 492 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,760 A tiny little hammer - "Fuck off!" 493 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:30,480 When you want to have a sensible conversation, I'll come back. 494 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,920 Are you going, George? 495 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,840 Hang on, wasn't he the one who just pulled that conversation up? 496 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,560 He brought up going to Jon's house, 497 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,560 and he brought up feelings, and he left. 498 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,640 What? Mikey? 499 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,640 No, George brought up the conv... No, I was actually talking. 500 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,920 No, George brought it up about going to your house. 501 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,600 Coming to your house Yes. 502 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:49,000 And then he didn't like it, and he left. 503 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,840 Do you like to keep a bit of distance? 504 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,400 Yeah, I like being separate. I'm an outsider. 505 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,120 When I'm dressed up, it seems to bother them. 506 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,520 I don't know. Do they react differently to you? Yeah. 507 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,680 Well, people do act different to you when you're dressed up, anyway. 508 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:06,000 People do. But you don't expect people that you know to, but they do. 509 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,600 It's kind of, "Who's she think she is?!" 510 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,840 Jon did say to me tonight, "Why are you dressed up?" 511 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,560 Like there has to be a reason! 512 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,880 It was all right. It wasn't about me, that, anyway. 513 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,480 Everyone's having such a drama about it. "Oh, George's... 514 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,000 "You really pissed George off." Didn't fucking piss... 515 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,400 George just pissed off. Nothing to do with me. Yeah. 516 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,800 Basically, I'm here to work. 517 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,680 I'm not here to make friends or have dinner or play card games or any of that shit. 518 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,120 MUSIC PLAYS BACK HE MOUTHS 519 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,640 I don't know... It's so weird, this band. 520 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,440 By the time the documentary'll come, 521 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,560 we'll probably have fallen out again. 522 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,000 They might not even air it! 523 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,360 Better come out quickly, I'm telling you. 524 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:45,400 There's only a small window with us, 525 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,680 they you have to wait another 12 years. 526 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,840 In a situation like this, 527 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,080 where you're in a beautiful place but you're also quite trapped... 528 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,320 I like to go out and have a coffee and walk around... 529 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,360 I like to be...a bit freer. 530 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:05,320 So it's slightly difficult for me to be here. 531 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,760 But, you know, we'll get round it. 532 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,360 THEY CHEER 533 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,920 Roy's acting... Tonight we are men! Real Madrid! 534 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:19,000 Roy's acting - he's gay and doesn't like football. Athletico! 535 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,680 Bueno, bueno! 536 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,760 FOOTBALL ON TV 537 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,360 Oh, fuck it, I'm so pissed! What? Hello. 538 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:31,360 Hello. So, you've got an e-mail today. 539 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:36,800 Yeah, I just got an e-mail from Peter Katsis, our manager. 540 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:40,320 And the e-mail says, "Hi, guys. These figures look fantastic. 541 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,720 "Apparently, we've sold 18,000 tickets..." 542 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,240 In the first day In the first day. Which is amazing. 543 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,880 Excellent. Yeah. 544 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,040 Absolutely amazing. 545 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,040 'It's good fun doing this.' 546 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:55,560 'I thought it was just me. I could not sleep the night before we came.' 547 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,200 I was really anxious about who was going to feed the goldfish, 548 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,000 and my dog and my kids and... You know. All that crap. 549 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,480 But really it was anxiety about "Where am I going? 550 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,800 "What's it going to be like? 551 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,920 "Is it going to be comfortable," you know? 552 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,000 Did I remember my hand cream. Sort of. You know. 553 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,760 LIVELY HUBBUB 554 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,520 If you're somewhere like this 555 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,600 and someone's really getting on your nerves, and it's really bad. 556 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:19,080 And when you're older you're... "I don't need to do this. 557 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,520 "I don't need to put up with this." 558 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,280 HE HOOTS 559 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,640 It's a wedding What is it? I think it's a wedding. 560 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,080 But, I mean, is there something else 561 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,920 you need to get out of the trunk, darling? 562 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:42,720 Look at the other one's legs, man! 563 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,080 Pretty girls, Jesus! That's all I need. 564 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,160 Look at this little Renault. Which little Renault? This one right here. 565 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,760 Fucking crap, mate. I had one of those in Spain, awful. 566 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,400 It's not. It's a cool little car. 567 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,600 Yes, but it doesn't drive very well. You're joking Football and cars. 568 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,800 How pathetic is that? No, and women! 569 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,640 HE LAUGHS 570 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,720 I'm not sure about this wind. 571 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,840 Have you arranged for this wind just to annoy me? 572 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:13,400 What about your face? You been in a punch-up? 573 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,360 I've had a bit of a punch-up, yeah. With a clown. 574 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,680 The word styling, when you're over 50, 575 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,600 can wreak fear in your soul. 576 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,040 But it's kind of a pre-requisite, isn't it? Being a pop star. 577 00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,720 Yeah, but you're not a pop star, at our age, are you? 578 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,440 Well, I don't know... 579 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,080 No, it's a prerequisite, but... 580 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,600 I think the idea at our age 581 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,840 is not to LOOK like you've been styled, isn't it? 582 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,600 Hm You know? I guess. Do you know what I mean? Mm. 583 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,000 Not an ageing Burton dummy, you know what I mean? 584 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,520 Glasses on or off? 585 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,960 Off. Off. 586 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:48,800 People want to see your face. 587 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,960 Do you want to go right back to the wall? 588 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,280 I'd like to go back to London. 589 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:00,040 Get on with it, Dean. You're dragging this out. 590 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,880 Lovely. If you're kind of quite using this space... 591 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,880 That's quite nice. That feels good. 592 00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,880 That's it. Turn that way, Jon. 593 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,080 Don't fart on me. 594 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,320 That's my glasses, man. 595 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,000 Go on, Jon, turn around. 596 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,440 I'm standing like this, stop it. 597 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,840 This is going well, then! 598 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:18,320 THEY LAUGH 599 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,600 If it doesn't stop in a minute, I'll just go. 600 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,120 Hello, mate. Can I be in the photo? 601 00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,200 Jon, concentrate on the picture, mate. 602 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,160 I am concentrating on the photo, George. Lovely. One, two, three... 603 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,280 And shall we do a kind of...? No, no, no. 604 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,960 Fuck all that. 605 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,440 Flies are undone, Mikey. 606 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,880 Flies undone, Mikey. 607 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,040 If you're talking, the picture will look shit. 608 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,200 Been amazing. Thanks. 609 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,240 THEY LAUGH 610 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,360 No, George...!He's not finished. Not finished. 611 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,160 I need a break from them. 612 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,640 Some of Jon's behaviour... I just thought, "Come on, man!" 613 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,400 You know, "You're nearly 60. 614 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,920 "Stop being an idiot. Let's just do this. 615 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:06,720 "We're taking this to the world stage. Be classy." 616 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,520 'It's just who he is. And I can only take so much of it.' 617 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,960 I feel that we hit the wall two days ago. 618 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,280 And it has been very odd. 619 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,520 Like, you said it was a Noel Coward day the other day. 620 00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:17,960 Which it was, really. 621 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,760 People were sitting on the balcony, smoking cigarettes and... 622 00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:22,960 It was arch, I think is the word. Yeah, arch. 623 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,600 People just sort of not really 624 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,720 knowing what to do when we're all together. 625 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:46,200 See you in London. 626 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,400 Safe journey. Take care. Bye-bye. 627 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,800 Eats! 628 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:10,520 The glorious city of London. 629 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,200 I like this side. Yeah, yeah, yeah... 630 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,840 Did we go to a party here in a penthouse, once? Probably. 631 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,080 Did you have a friend who lived in there? 632 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,760 There were many parties in many penthouses in the '80s. 633 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,760 The whole of the '80s was a party in a penthouse. 634 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,920 Concentration! 635 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,440 That's super. 636 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,880 Lovely! 637 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,440 My worst memories of Culture Club were photo sessions 638 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,000 and video shoots. 639 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,640 So this, for me, was quite a little... 640 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,200 And they were all his fucking fault! 641 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,760 It was all my fucking fault. 642 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:44,800 Are you uncomfortable, generally, in these situations? I have been. 643 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,080 Not your natural environment, is it? No, it's not. 644 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,880 George thrives here. His mother hen comes out. 645 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,880 Mother hen?! No... But you do, though. 646 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,840 No, no, my Ziggy Stardust comes out, not my fucking Mother Goose. 647 00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,200 Get it right! 648 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,040 Whatever it is that makes him get up front, makes him dress up - 649 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,600 it's the thing that shines here. 650 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,440 Meanwhile, we make-a the music, yeah? 651 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,440 We make the music. 652 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,800 On your own, of course, yeah. SO deluded! 653 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,120 He comes up with a few words, so he's a bit of a genius... 654 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,600 THEY LAUGH See you in fucking court! 655 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,960 Great. 656 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,000 Sunny's here! 657 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,880 Oh, Sunny!Hi, Sunny! 658 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,280 You're hot. You must be really hot. 659 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,440 How's it been today seeing your dad all dressed up? 660 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,560 Yeah, he looks great! It's really exciting. 661 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,000 He looks really amazing. 662 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,560 It makes me really happy. 663 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:33,000 It was crazy growing up, like, you know, 664 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,480 in the rock and roll lifestyle that I grew up in. 665 00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,360 Kind of, like, no supervision 666 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,400 and pretty much madness from age 14 onwards. 667 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,240 It was just growing up in, like, pretty much chaos. 668 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,880 We used to party together and... 669 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,560 Yeah, it is kind of like we were just buddies for a long time. 670 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,040 But he's doing great now. 671 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,840 And I'm doing all right, now, so now it's really good. 672 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,480 He's a grandpa now. 673 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,560 Makes me really happy when I see them play music 674 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,960 and making music and he's in his element. 675 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,800 I love it. It's great. 676 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,120 Fame does weird things. 677 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,000 Makes people very weird. 678 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,920 I challenge anyone for it not to. 679 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,760 REPORTER: 'As expected, Culture Club were besieged by their fans 680 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,080 'outside the hotel and besieged by the press photographers inside.' 681 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,920 It was crazy. 682 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:28,080 We couldn't get out of theatres sometimes. 683 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,560 Very scary stuff. 684 00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,600 And you become isolated, 685 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,320 and when you become isolated you lose touch with reality and 686 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:36,120 when you lose touch with reality, 687 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,800 then of course it changed you. 688 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,880 It took me a long while to come to terms with that, 689 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,480 and move on from that in my life, to be honest. 690 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,240 MC:The winner for the Best British Group... Culture Club! 691 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,120 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 692 00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,520 It had mixed blessings being successful, so, yeah... 693 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,280 The highs are high and the lows were really low. 694 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,040 It was right about the time that we were asked to do Live Aid 695 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:06,960 we noticed that George was not making proper decisions. 696 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,680 Which led to us not doing Live Aid in the end. 697 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,320 And it was one of the things that hurt the most about the band. 698 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,360 We hadn't...not worked for many years, 699 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,200 and I think everyone had just had enough. 700 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:26,280 That's when we noticed that George was beginning to fall apart. 701 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,880 Beginning to... 702 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,960 Well, experiment with drugs, I guess. 703 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,560 Well, it was funny, 704 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:36,320 he literally went from nothing to heroin in about three weeks. 705 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,160 Seeing George descend into heroin addiction was probably... 706 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,680 I mean, it was horrible. 707 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,840 It was absolutely horrible. 708 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,640 Horrible. 709 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,480 George O'Dowd was greeted by scores of squealing fans 710 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,760 as he arrived to face the magistrate - 711 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,680 and the music, as well. 712 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,680 He was found guilty of possession of heroin, 713 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,840 and was fined £250, about $375 in US money. 714 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,320 When he came out of the courtroom, 715 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,280 he told his fans he was sorry, 716 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,400 and he urged them to learn from what happened to him. 717 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,080 That made me... I was off. 718 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,520 I just, you know, I couldn't...care about the band. 719 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:13,000 "You can't do it," you know. "The band'll break up!" 720 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,480 Fuck it, I don't care. I don't want to be around this. 721 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,280 I just did not want to be around that. 722 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,000 Those couple of years after the band, 723 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,480 and watching all that shit in the papers about George. 724 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,200 Kind of watching our legacy be destroyed in public, really... 725 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,240 It was kind of a low point for me. 726 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:29,280 After you'd stopped working for Culture Club, 727 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,240 what have you done in the interim? Oh, God. 728 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:33,760 Writing songs for a while, 729 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,120 producing for a while, 730 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,360 then I got into doing music for commercials 731 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,720 then into doing TV stuff... 732 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,520 then I got into becoming 733 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,240 an international playboy. 734 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:45,480 That didn't go very well. 735 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,360 And then, erm... Just madness. 736 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:51,720 Most of the time, really, I've been, erm...being Mr Dad. 737 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:56,720 WOMAN: Ciao! Morning! 738 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,240 Ciao, Paco! How was the game yesterday? 739 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,760 It was good. It was... 740 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,120 We got worked. What was the score? 741 00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,560 We lost by 4-1 but two of their goals were pure jam. 742 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,120 What about your dad going on tour? 743 00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,360 Are you looking forward to seeing him on stage? 744 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,120 Um, obviously it's nice that he's going back on tour, 745 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,920 but I'm not really that excited 746 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,280 about him on stage and things like that. 747 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:20,120 He's just my dad, he takes me to and from matches, so... 748 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:24,440 It's more my teachers and my mates and their parents, kind of thing, 749 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,680 that are quite excited and come up to me, but, 750 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,280 I don't... I kind of missed that excitement, really, yeah. 751 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,320 All right, and make sure this documentary 752 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,360 is the start of something, instead of...you know. 753 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,200 You know what I'm saying, Dad? 754 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,440 Cos you guys do this stuff every now and then 755 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,080 and I want to make sure you follow this through. Right. 756 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,840 Well put! Thank you. 757 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,600 All right, my darling. 758 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,640 Come on. We're going to go now. 759 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,880 Love you. See you later, Paco. Ciao amore. Ciao, amore. 760 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,800 I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take it. 761 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,680 The first time I ever heard house music was in the Paradise Garage, 762 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:01,960 and I was actually making 763 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,960 an album with Culture Club and it was really overproduced, 764 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:08,720 and I went to this club on the weekend and heard this amazing music 765 00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:11,600 and was like, "Oh, my God, what we're doing's so wrong." 766 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,480 But it was too late, we were in the middle of it. 767 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,720 And that record was a record called... 768 00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,720 This weekend I've got a gig in London on Friday 769 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:21,800 and then I've got a gig in Rimini on Saturday. 770 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,760 Then I go to Toronto, Provence, Ibiza... 771 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,160 But all that travelling, does that in some way... 772 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:30,480 Is that at the expense of other things in your life? 773 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,880 You mean like sex? 774 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,520 HE LAUGHS 775 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,320 Dental appointments. 776 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:38,160 But you're not at home a lot, so in terms of forging relationships 777 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,560 and things like this, do you think it gets in the way? 778 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,200 I was talking about this the other day, 779 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,640 that I used to have such a kind of... 780 00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,680 So much energy for the chase, 781 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:50,040 you know, like, "Oh, you know, what's your star sign?" 782 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,800 "Oh, I feel like we've met before." Yawn. 783 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,320 You know, all that palaver - now I just can't be bothered. 784 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,680 You know, I don't feel like I'm missing anything. 785 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,760 OK, let's go. 786 00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:08,280 Can we go somewhere other than this lobby? Cos it's, like, non-stop. 787 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,720 For some reason, I don't know, I think people engage 788 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:14,480 very differently with famous people now. 789 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,880 It's weird now. If people know who you are 790 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,360 they'll come up and ask for a selfie or an autograph. 791 00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,280 If you're a reality star or a pop star or a footballer, 792 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,000 it's like, "Oh, you know, you're famous, can I take a picture?" 793 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,320 It's not about you, it's about them. 794 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,440 Don't be frightened Are we ready? 795 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,080 It's a joyous song. 796 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,040 It's a song about a chameleon. 797 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,320 One, two, one, two, three, four. 798 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:50,480 799 00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,240 Have you seen your dad play before? 800 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:54,640 Yeah, when I was about five, Albert Hall. 801 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,560 He spent his whole life saying, "What does my dad do?", poor thing. 802 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,480 Playing with little bands and... All my kids are the same, 803 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,400 that's what's going to be so good about this. 804 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,840 By the time I got married and had my kids we'd stopped, 805 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:06,960 we'd stopped stopping. 806 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,360 So this is really good, because when you actually see it, 807 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,520 like the O2 or something, then it all makes sense. 808 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,080 And I put him off the business forever, which is a good thing. 809 00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,320 He'll be a lawyer or a doctor or something. 810 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,200 if your colours were like my dream 811 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:31,400 Red, gold and green. 812 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,160 Thank God Roy's not here or we'd be getting all sorts of orders 813 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,800 about how it should be done and shouldn't be done, 814 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,400 how we're not doing this right. 815 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,480 But Peg Leg's not here, so... 816 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,960 Peggy Mount's not here. 817 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,480 "Peg Leg's not here," oh, dear. 818 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,760 You know what I did was 819 00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,960 I kind of registered my disappointment, then I moved on. 820 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,160 I just sent him an e-mail saying "I'm disappointed you're not coming," 821 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,760 because - I don't know if you remember, maybe you filmed this - 822 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,680 but he didn't really want to come anyway. 823 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,920 So it seems a bit con... 824 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,080 I mean, I know he has to have knee surgery and all of that, 825 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,720 but it did seem a bit like he planned it so he didn't have to come. 826 00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,240 "Oh, my knee! Oh, my knee! I couldn't possibly be there!" 827 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,400 Do you think that he didn't actually want to come?Not at all. 828 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,280 No, that's ridiculous. No, he's really... 829 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,480 When we were in Spain his leg was really bad. 830 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,800 I sympathise with him. 831 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:28,160 I learned quite a lot in Spain. 832 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,720 You think you know it all, but you don't, really, don't you? 833 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,600 We're all different because we're older, 834 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,600 but underneath it all we're still the same, 835 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:39,560 so when those same things surface... 836 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,960 you know, it gets you a little bit, "Argh!" 837 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,640 Och aye. What a dump. 838 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,960 By the way, Roy sends his love. 839 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,880 Oh, don't overdo it. Poor Roy! 840 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:57,280 Roy sends his love to you, you, you, you... It's the Roy appreciation. 841 00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,440 "Oh, poor Roy." To everyone. He sends his love. 842 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,000 Didn't want to come! 843 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,200 She wouldn't... No, he had to have the work done. 844 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,040 Hold on. He had to have the work done. 845 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,480 She's had a gammy knee for years. 846 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:09,080 Yeah, I've got a gammy knee as well. Well, you're here. 847 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,280 Yeah. But anyway, Roy did need to do it. 848 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,600 Has he paid you a fiver to keep going, "Oh, poor Roy?" No, no, no. 849 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:16,800 Basically, Roy's not here bossing everyone around 850 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,760 and trying to call the shots. 851 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,760 Michael, quick, it's a coup! No, no, no, no. 852 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,360 Anyway. Never mind, it's fine. 853 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:26,080 And the end of the day I was sitting there going... 854 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,240 Do you know what? I've learned not to hate you any more... 855 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:31,000 Why would you hate me? I'm lovely! 856 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,000 ..even when you, you piss me off, I've learned not to hate you. 857 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,440 It's got my name wrong, as well. Joan Joan Moist. 858 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,080 That's, like, a bit filthy. 859 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,400 Your kids are going to see this. Behave. 860 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:46,280 They're my children. I know your children very well. 861 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,840 Babs used to go on about this. 862 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,240 "The kids are going to find out what happens, they'll watch that programme." 863 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,360 Watched it. "You all right about it?" 864 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,440 "Yeah." And she was like, "And?" Good. 865 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,240 She was quite excited about it, in fact, something to talk about. 866 00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,680 Good. Well, I can fill her in the details if she wants. 867 00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,280 No, that's probably not a good idea. 868 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,480 You're sailing a bit close to the wind here, George. 869 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,640 Like when you said... Shut up! I'll kill you! 870 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,240 When you said to the journalist, 871 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:11,120 "I smashed a pot over George's head and he tried to set fire to me." 872 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:12,360 But that's true! 873 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,640 You threw a plant pot through the first floor 874 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:17,760 and it would have killed me, and then you wouldn't come out, 875 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,680 going, "I'm not coming out! Fuck off, Jon, fuck off, Jon!" 876 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,120 But, Jon, babe, babe, babe... Look at your shoes! 877 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:24,840 ..can I just say something? 878 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,800 I could spend the next 20 years telling you stories 879 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,120 about things you did. 880 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,200 Cool, I don't mind. Don't tell journalists things like that. 881 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,920 Well, it's better than saying you sniffed my bum in Hampstead. 882 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,560 My mum was like, "Why did he say that?"That's what you said. 883 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,000 She said, "Why did he say that?" I said, "That's Jon." 884 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,240 You said you sniffed my bum like a dog in Hampstead. 885 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:44,840 That would have been a much worse headline! I never said that! 886 00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,760 Much worse headline. I never said that! 887 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,320 You did! No, no, I did not. Oh, yes, you did. 888 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,320 OK, let me say what I said. 889 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,120 I said when you're around people you do the sniffy thing like dogs. 890 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,160 You said, "He sniffed my bum!" No, I didn't. 891 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,280 I never said that! I didn't say you sniffed my bum. 892 00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,600 HE SNIFFS An animal, going... 893 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,600 No. Roy said, "That's good, George, isn't it?! 894 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,280 "Now they're going to write you sniffed his bum in Hampstead!" 895 00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,920 That's what it was. "That's bloody clever, George, isn't it?! 896 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,280 "I'm leaving!" 897 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,640 Move on. 898 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,240 SAXOPHONE PLAYS 899 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,200 Sounds like Benny Hill. 900 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,600 It's like Benny Hill with the sax, though, don't you think? 901 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,200 I'm going round to everyone going, 902 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,880 "Don't mess this up, right? It's really important." 903 00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,760 Psychological games. 904 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,200 Don't fuck this up. 905 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,280 Don't fuck this up. 906 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,280 Jon?Yeah? 907 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,080 Don't fuck this up. Don't what? Don't fuck this up. 908 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,400 I was going to say the same to you, actually. 909 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,120 He said it to everyone, the bastard. 910 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:51,080 Guys, are we ready? 911 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:54,160 He keeps asking if I'm nervous, he's trying to make me edgy. 912 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,680 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 913 00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,120 The battlements of Edinburgh Castle have witnessed wars, sieges, 914 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,760 murders and revolutions, 915 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,840 but the tension and turmoil of changed are nothing 916 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,720 compared to what our next guests have been through. 917 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:10,320 Please welcome Mikey Craig, Jon Moss and Boy George - 918 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,720 it's happening - from Culture Club! 919 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,760 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 920 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,400 921 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:27,960 922 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:33,840 words that burn me 923 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:38,680 924 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:43,560 925 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:48,080 to make me cry... 926 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:51,720 Happy birthday to Jon's son, Clyde, who's 17 today. 927 00:43:54,720 --> 00:44:00,120 to make me cry? 928 00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,360 Ho! Beautiful. 929 00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,360 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 930 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,480 Thank you very much. 931 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,480 CHEERING 932 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,640 I hope you're going to come and see us when we play in December. 933 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,840 Absolutely phenomenal, so brilliant to have you back. 934 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,360 Wasn't it good? 935 00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,000 We've got to be out of here in ten minutes. All right. 936 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,400 Let's go, let's go. Let's vamoose. 937 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,440 That was good, it's good. 938 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:34,120 It's like one of those weird things, it was, like, so quick, 939 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:36,560 it's hard to even kind of think about what it was like. 940 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,000 I just couldn't tell you, I'll wait to see the tweets. 941 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,480 "Oh, she's awful, she's out of tune, 942 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,840 "they should give up." 943 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,320 You know that saying, critics go in after the battle is won 944 00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,920 and shoot the survivors? 945 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,480 Move on. 946 00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,240 BAND PLAYS 947 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:06,840 on the side of the road 948 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,800 949 00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,680 Interesting times, yes. George has... 950 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,720 George has changed management in midstream. 951 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:20,240 Yeah, which is, er... 952 00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,360 Well, even by George's standards, 953 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,920 that's pretty impressive to create chaos. 954 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:28,400 It's the first person I've ever met who actually has a kind of plan. 955 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,880 'The kind of music business that we know doesn't exist any more. 956 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,640 'The sort of bog-standard ways of doing things just are over. 957 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,360 'I need someone who can see a bigger picture, and I've found someone.' 958 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:43,080 We've almost got three sets of managers now managing the band, 959 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:46,880 so you've got e-mails going round and round and round and round, 960 00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:52,800 and we got to the point where we almost lost an American tour. 961 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,960 It's amazing that I'm actually here in this country. 962 00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,280 So you nearly didn't come over, then? 963 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:00,920 No, because nothing was arranged. 964 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:05,240 All I really want is to be able to go out and play new songs. 965 00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:10,040 I mean, thank God we've got the album in the bag. 966 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:14,200 I think that saved us, because we all believe in the record. 967 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,440 JON:Really, it's not that difficult, you know what I mean? 968 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,680 We do it, we rehearse, we go out and play. 969 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,880 It's just a question of whether you want drama 970 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,640 or you don't want drama, you know. I personally go for the non-drama. 971 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,560 But this is Culture Club. 972 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,640 I know, but it's supposed to get better! 973 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,440 It's got fucking worse! 974 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,560 975 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,440 CROWD CHATTERING 976 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,720 It's a very historic day. 977 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:59,480 Culture Club back after 12 years, isn't it? So I love it. 978 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,040 979 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,640 Lovely. I love it. Fantastic. 980 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,680 This is like my idea of hell. 981 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,000 There's, like, so many people in the dressing room, 982 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,840 there's nowhere to get changed, there's nowhere just to be quiet. 983 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,680 That's really important before a show. 984 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,760 There were supposed to be some press interviews and things. 985 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:20,480 Don't know about that. Cancelled? I don't know. OK. 986 00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,520 I'm just a drummer now. 987 00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,360 I'm not going to do interviews on the day of the show. 988 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:28,520 So get ready two hours before you need to, for what? 989 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,400 To be on the news? 990 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:33,320 It really wasn't my... I didn't cancel Vogue. 991 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:37,720 Shall we go? Shall we go, Georgie? 992 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,320 CHEERING 993 00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,920 Hello, Heaven! 994 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,800 CHEERING 995 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,800 BAND PLAYS 996 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,200 CHEERING AND WHOOPING 997 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,040 998 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,520 999 00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:12,040 1000 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,040 of the poison mind. 1001 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,800 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1002 00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,720 Someone backstage just asked me my name, so there's work to be done. 1003 00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:35,760 a little more than silence 1004 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:40,080 1005 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,440 1006 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,160 Loved it, especially the new songs. 1007 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,400 He looks amazing and sounded amazing. It's fantastic. 1008 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,320 Very nice. It was a fantastic night, seriously. 1009 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,240 Thank you very much! 1010 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1011 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:15,720 Everybody, well done. Everybody, well done. Great, man. 1012 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:17,960 Thank you, girls. Magnificent. Thank you, Roy. 1013 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,840 I'm happy, yeah, good. 1014 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,360 Quite tired, actually, which is not good. 1015 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,800 Now what do I do? 1016 00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,520 I used to drink myself into oblivion, 1017 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,200 but I can't do that any more! 1018 00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:35,920 Great gig, mate, thanks very much. Guys, great job. 1019 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,760 Do you know what the dates are? 1020 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,240 Yeah. We get there on the Monday, I think, 1021 00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:44,800 Friday's Atlantic City, we fly out on Saturday. 1022 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,760 Who knows? Who knows what's going to happen? We don't know. 1023 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:53,000 Who knows what might happen? Anything's possible for January. 1024 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,640 Signing a deal for... Revlon. 1025 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,400 I don't think he quite understands rock 'n' roll. 1026 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,120 I've got him ten revenue, ten streams of revenue for George, 1027 00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,360 it's going to be this and that, this and that. 1028 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:08,720 You boys, 300 million it's going to be worth, you boys will be in on it. 1029 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:11,360 But, in a way, maybe that's a good thing. 1030 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,720 Has it created divisions? 1031 00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:15,840 Yeah, having a new person in the mix when everything was...? 1032 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:19,760 No, it's kind of brought the three of us very close together, actually. 1033 00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,400 When you say the three of us, I mean, the three of you... 1034 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:26,160 Divisions with George? Yeah? Well, George is George, you know. 1035 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:28,120 But the three of us are now, you know, 1036 00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,120 very much...close together. 1037 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,640 Glitzy! 1038 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,560 VOCAL WARM-UPS 1039 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,280 VOCAL WARM-UPS 1040 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,600 OK, stand by. 1041 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,760 MUSIC: Karma Chameleon 1042 00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:04,280 all the way... 1043 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,120 'I'm the only one that's singing live. 1044 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,840 'We don't do it like that any more, so it's a bit of a weird thing.' 1045 00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,480 And it's really weird... It's just... 1046 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,480 You know what? We just made a great new album 1047 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,680 that they could have easily done a dance to. 1048 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,520 1049 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,520 'I just thought we could have done Runaway Train, 1050 00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,000 'it would have been just as good as Karma Chameleon.' 1051 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,440 I love it, I do it live, I've always done it live. 1052 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:45,080 It's kind of like a... 1053 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,240 What you'd call has accomplished. 1054 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,120 Time for some brilliant music. 1055 00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,800 Here with Karma Chameleon, it's Culture Club! 1056 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1057 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:08,480 Karma chameleon 1058 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:14,320 1059 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:19,200 if your colours were like my dream 1060 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:24,240 Red, gold and green. 1061 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,080 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 1062 00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,160 HE HUMS 1063 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:39,560 Thank you very, very, very much. Thank you, honey, fabulous. Bless you. 1064 00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,840 I wouldn't describe it as my finest musical moment. 1065 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:47,880 I couldn't really hear anything, La-la-la-la-la. 1066 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,800 La-la-la! 1067 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,000 No, I mean, you know, I'm... 1068 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:56,240 I'm old, I'm very old. I'm very old. 1069 00:52:56,240 --> 00:53:00,840 I suppose, at the end of the day, the bottom line is that it's done, 1070 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,240 so what's next? 1071 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:04,880 Some more coconut soup. That's what I want. 1072 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,520 MUSIC PLAYS 1073 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,160 Let's go from the chorus. Very nice. 1074 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,600 How are you, Mr Hay? 1075 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:23,560 Recovering from the barrage of bad comments after last night. 1076 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,000 I know, I know! 1077 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:28,920 The reviews for Heaven - fantastic, you know, great show. 1078 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:32,520 We were on such high, man. Everything was great, and then... 1079 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,360 I think getting in front of 12 million 1080 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,200 and a lacklustre performance. 1081 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,480 I don't know if he was tired or sick or didn't want to do it, 1082 00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,040 he was pissed off we had to do Karma... 1083 00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,960 But he was in a good mood all day. Yeah. 1084 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,160 I'm just hoping he's OK, you know. 1085 00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,640 Maybe physically he wasn't feeling very well. 1086 00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:55,120 You know, everybody's been going wild about Heaven. 1087 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,080 It was amazing. 1088 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:00,960 And then to have that high and then come down to a low is... 1089 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,560 It's a little bit worrying. 1090 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,640 An iconic band cancels their North American tour. 1091 00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,600 1092 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,960 '80s band Culture Club has cancelled their North American 1093 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:29,720 and UK reunion tour after it was discovered 1094 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,560 Boy George has a vocal polyp. 1095 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,040 Doctors ordered the 53-year-old to stop singing 1096 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,480 otherwise he'll need to undergo surgery. 1097 00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:39,760 Boy George took to Facebook to apologise to his fans, saying... 1098 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,920 What did he say? There's been a bit of an improvement. 1099 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:05,920 But I'm going to have to actually have some periods 1100 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:09,840 where I don't speak, so that's going to be really challenging! 1101 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,840 And did they give you any indication of when you can sing again? 1102 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,880 Well, he said it's one of those things. 1103 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,520 I need, you know, therapy, I need to have some therapy, 1104 00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,040 which is what I'll do with this lady, and then we'll see. 1105 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,680 It's not something you can kind of measure. Do you know what I mean? 1106 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,280 He said there's been an improvement, so that's good news, 1107 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,400 but, obviously, if I were to go out and start shouting and screaming 1108 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,800 and, you know, running around town it probably wouldn't be a good idea, 1109 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:37,720 so, you know, I've got to recuperate. I think that's the key, you know. 1110 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:40,240 Really, the last thing I should be doing right now 1111 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:43,600 is going to meet the fans, but I'll just try and keep quiet. 1112 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:59,160 The band think that I'm just being... 1113 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,920 difficult and selfish and blah blah blah blah. 1114 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,560 They want to go out and just do it and I don't, 1115 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,560 and I'm not going to. 1116 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,600 I just want to do this properly. 1117 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,280 Sometimes, in order to do that, 1118 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:14,560 you have to be belligerent and fight people. 1119 00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,640 That's what's happening right now. 1120 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:28,920 Are there plans for you to go back out on the road? Not right now. 1121 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,680 Not right now. No. 1122 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:40,600 Where have you come from?Singapore. 1123 00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,840 I'm from New York. We just arrived today. 1124 00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,320 Where have you two come from? From Italy. 1125 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:49,200 How did you feel when you heard that the dates were cancelled? 1126 00:56:50,600 --> 00:56:52,200 It was very disappointing. 1127 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,960 We've had the flights and the hotel, 1128 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,120 and so we couldn't believe that it was cancelled. 1129 00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:00,880 We just decided to come anyway 1130 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,800 because we can't cancel the hotel and flights. 1131 00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,400 Cos you've been a fan of George's a long time, haven't you? 1132 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:10,560 Oh, my God, since I was 13. Yeah, that's a long time, and I'm 46 now. 1133 00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,440 So, yeah, that's quite a bit, yeah. 1134 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,840 I'm in a cafe in Hampstead with a load of people 1135 00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,760 that came to the shows. 1136 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,600 There's like one, two... There's a lot. 1137 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,120 I'm buying them chips. 1138 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,720 It felt like a dream, it was, like, not real. 1139 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,880 Didn't really feel like we were really there, but... 1140 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:38,680 Everybody put their hands up! 1141 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:44,560 I couldn't believe that I had a conversation like friends. 1142 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,640 I never saw this article. 1143 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,520 It's actually quite a good picture. Well, of me! 1144 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,600 "The happy ending." 1145 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,200 Love you. And I'm going. Au revoir. 1146 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:04,640 Bye-bye. Safe travels Bye, George! 1147 00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,400 A bientot. 1148 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,880 Right, so I'm going now. Where's the thing? 1149 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,120 OK, well, thanks for that. 1150 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:12,080 Really got on my nerves, just want you to know. 1151 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,480 Please don't bother me again, don't come round me again with your stupid camera. 1152 00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,880 See you later. 1153 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,520 We'll see each other next week, yeah? Yeah, Monday, yeah? 1154 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,600 All right, love you, bye. Bye, bye, bye. 1155 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:35,000 The common-sense thing is if you sit down and talk about things, 1156 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:36,880 things sort of get resolved, 1157 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:40,160 or at least people know roughly where they are. 1158 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:41,960 PHONE DIALLING 1159 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:43,760 Hello, Mikey. 1160 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,680 Do you want to meet up for a coffee on Saturday morning? 1161 00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,320 All right, darling, I'll see you then. 1162 00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:50,720 PHONE DIALLING 1163 00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:51,800 Jon. 1164 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,840 I just said to Mikey I'll have coffee with him 1165 00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,120 on Saturday morning if you want to join us. 1166 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:58,520 That's two down. One to go!